you look fucking stupid in a dress, DUDE
Anonymous

dajo42:

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come closer one second

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little closer

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okay close enough

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i have a simple question: which of us is wearing a crown?

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that would be me.

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do you know what this crown means?

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it means i look fucking cute

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and you’re the human embodiment of a sore butt

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now as your fucking queen, i royally declare

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that i am beautiful and you are a listerine enema


dutchster:

when they say the name of the movie in the movie

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neutralnewt:

iiiarclight:

how to be cool

A) cool sunglasses emoji
B)

is that a god damn pun. in emoticon format


joshpeck:

vinebox:

Literally I Cant Ew

i will watch this until my eyes bleed


dioburandou:

dioburandou:

dioburandou:

dioburandou:

OK i just drew this face

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now im gonna try drawing it again without looking at my monitor

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i tried again with my leftn hand

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and im literally gasping for breath becaues i cant stop lauging at it

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official-john:

elasticpoodle:

robot-from-the-future:

sylph-ofheart:

temporalgearshift:

lesliecrusher:

i’m so sick of well-spoken proper aliens who don’t use contractions and speak in careful measures and are infinitely polite and know the answers to everything, come on y’all where are the foul-mouthed aliens that use hella slang and wear the equivalent of backwards baseball caps and don’t know shit about their own planet let alone earth

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you did it now man. you brought on the trolls.


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gigapoodle:

OH MY GOD I FOUND IT



slayboybunny:

dont ask me for relationship advice because i will always just tell you to break up w/ them and throw their shit in a dumpster because i do not understand the concept of allowing anyone to treat you poorly this is a zero tolerance zone